• Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right! - Isaac Asimov
  • World Fame takes a lifetime of effort. Though sometimes the fame preceeds the effort - Me
  • I cant understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm afraid of the old ones - John Cage
  • Nearly all men can stand adversity, if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - A. Lincoln

December 29, 2006

How to solve life's problems

These are the most popular ways to solve any problem in life that you may have. The best part is that you don't need to tackle the actual problem at all. This one remedy fixes all kinds.

Doing any one of the following should be sufficient. However you can do multiple to be more sure.

1. Goto Vaishno devi temple and pray to god.
2. Goto Tirupati temple and ask god for that, maybe get your hair shaved there.
3. Do the Art of Living course.
4. Do the Landmark Forum course.
5. Join IIT or IIM or MIT etc etc. (Removing this, doesn't make sense)
6. Do a havan.
7. Ask an astrologer for the particular stone that you should wear to get rid of the problem.
8. Get an Ojha to ward of the evil spirit causing the problem.

I guess the readers can add more methods to it.